Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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