This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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