So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
