I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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