shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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