addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
this beer tastes like vomit already
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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