I hope mine doesn't look like that
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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