We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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