He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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