I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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