i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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