"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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