weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Hello my rib-scented angel!
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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