"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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