You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
