batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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