lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's always time for handjobs
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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