...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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