problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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