he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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