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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i came on her dog
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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