i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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