I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
whose parrot is this?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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