i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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