Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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