YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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