The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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