i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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