Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
