Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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