Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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