I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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