you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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