The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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