its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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