I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Found your dick twin last night
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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