Dual....:-)
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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