its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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