2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I love you. Go after that dick
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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