Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
