You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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