How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
