The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
