Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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