Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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