Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I had to cum in my sink.
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