Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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