Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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