I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
