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the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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