omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
