shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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