your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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