This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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