I'm drive I can fine osifer
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Randomize
